taglines = ["shoes must be worn",
"mate, nice 'n' smooth now",
"little people first!",
"run for our lives, we're leaderless",
"come here, I have a banana for you",
"razzle dazzle root beer",
"8 turns until Nationalism",
"trade my cow for your crab?",
"sorry sarge, what were you saying?",
"we're as thick as thieves",
"masters of the vorpal rat",
"we have a vampire and an explosion",
"reticulating splines",
"wort, wort, wort!",
"you are likely to be eaten by a grue",
"do not cook food that smells",
"run you pigeons, it's Robert Frost!",
"wizard needs food badly",
"elf shot the food!",
"now where would I put this?",
"this time it's personal",
"oh nyet!",
"winners don't play vulchers",
"beware of ankle-aimed rockets",
"flak monkey",
"combo whore",
"multi sparan!",
"wicked sick",
"is it not nifty?",
"name, job, bye",
"german tree arborists",
"don't mix the potions!",
"put clothes off",
"we fear sunbites",
"funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of",
"the pills would ease the pain",
"you're in a website Max",
"build more farm",
"ewoks with laser sights and sniper scopes",
"it's gun, isn't it Kozlowski?",
"from the makers of rat rally",
"beware the hoe of destruction",
"where you're punched so hard you die",
"don't mention the maverick rush...",
"fuelled by over 4,000 years of total war",
"can't reach construction site",
"easter two!",
"secret lair of Storage Man and Stash Boy",
"only fighting will settle this!",
"kill wrathy? but I don't know anyone called wrathy...",
"a tale of swords and souls",
"we've had a hat-full of opportunities",
"vodka? vodka!",
"hey great player, don't be panic!",
"a great place to sell personality and athletics",
"where you must destroy the entire nazi war machine, unnoticed",
"overdosed on afterburner gum",
"in loving memory of Colonel Rostov",
"complajulations!",
"justice will prevail! (just kidding)",
"hrk!",
"I have crippled on me!",
"a chair made of cheese",
"stately home of Duke Danger and Lord Snottington",
"ready to crumble obscure",
"collect all them!",
"bran-new!",
"aw odd magi",
"...",
"down triangle",
"use the link gun alt fire beam to can link up",
"our dichotomy opens the combat",
"Mr. speaker, we are for the big",
"the geography that I stands compares you superior",
"do not want",
"M-O-O-N, that spells Deck16",
"on guard against the banana fleets",
"play it safe, use the wand",
"trailers!",
"oooh, santaluga!",
"darr medamorphadith!",
"tholl theal!",
"all are team red",
"it's a bug, a very huge bug!",
"smells like volksgrenadiers",
"we were just lucky",
"right angle retards",
"keep mombing camera base",
"we must go or kebab",
"the overly friendly morman L4D gypsies",
"so many close calls with our bunt",
"I have blind on me!"]

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